Journal Entry Tuesday, July 06, 2004
Let's Go Get Liquored Up and Rape Each Other...***this is a repost***
Days pass as I just stare up at the ceiling wond'ring how I'd gotten through those days by just staring up at the ceiling. Somehow, hours just fly by as I keep on saying to myself " I wish I were what I was before I wished I were what I am now.". Funny how I lose track of time by just doing so. Not that I enjoyed it but perhaps I could go on like this for eternity. hehehe. The lizards are screwing each other near the light bulb. I wonder how it feels like doing their thing upside down. I'd bet MJ and Peter Parker knows.... I'd better ask them...
scribbled by angstfeardoubt at 1:21 AM
Journal Entry Monday, March 15, 2004
Random ThoughtsWhen everything's as broken as a chipped blade of grass... When the water's as still as stagnant canal wastes... When the breeze is as cool as a muffler's breath... When time is as fast as the dream's weave... wala lang... hahaha!!!
scribbled by angstfeardoubt at 11:38 PM
Journal Entry Friday, February 20, 2004
Forever Bummed...I'm back!!! After a few months of hibernation, I'm blogging again!!! WOOOHOOO!!!
scribbled by angstfeardoubt at 12:39 AM
Journal Entry Friday, October 03, 2003
Wide Screen Go-go's...I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. -- Groucho Marx (Duck Soup)
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work. -- Steve Martin (Bilko)
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen (Annie Hall)
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. -- Bill Murray (What about Bob)
You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. -- Mike Myers (Austin Powers: Goldmember)
You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music -- Jim Carrey
Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherf**cker. -- Robin Williams (Death to Shmoochy)
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. -- Dan Aykroyd (The Blues Brothers)
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! -- Eddie Murphy (Shrek)
eh...
scribbled by angstfeardoubt at 1:05 AM
Journal Entry Tuesday, September 09, 2003
TV Addict...hah... been out searching for fun materials... here are some that i've found...
Things You Know Because of TV
1. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.
2. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.
3. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.
4. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
5. It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
6. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
7. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.
8. You're likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
9. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
10. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
11. People of TV never finish their drinks.
12. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
13. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
14. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm.
15. Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.
16. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
17. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.
18. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.
19. Wearing a singlet or stripping to the waist can make a man invulnerable to bullets.
20. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.
21. If a killer is lurking in your house, it's easy to find him. Just relax and run a bath - even if it's the middle of the afternoon.
22. Although in the 20th century it is possible to fire weapons at an object out of visual range, people of the 23rd century will have lost this technology.
23. All single women have a cat.
24. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
25. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
26. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.
27. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
28. If a phone line is broken, communication can be restored by frantically beating the cradle and saying, "Hello?, Hello?"
29. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings - especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.
30. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involved martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.
31. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back.
32. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
33. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them.
34. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
35. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
36. Action heroes never face charges for manslaughter or criminal damage despite laying entire cities to waste.
37. No matter how badly a spaceship is attacked, its internal gravity system is never damaged.
38. If there is a deranged killer on the loose, this will coincide with a thunderstorm that has brought down all the power and phone lines in the vicinity.
39. You can always find a chain saw whenever you're likely to need one.
40. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
41. Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son's eighth birthday.
42. Many musical instruments - especially wind instruments and accordions - can be played without moving the fingers.
43. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
44. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
45. Guns are like disposable razors - if you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. You can always buy a new one.
46. Make-up can safely be worn to bed without smudging.
47. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
48. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
scribbled by angstfeardoubt at 1:49 AM
Porn...
Take a good laugh!!!
> > suggested titles for pinoy porn movies:
> >
> >
> > sarap, ligaya at iba pa
> > hiyas ni kulas
> > deliciosa
> > punla ni santa
> > anuhan
> > Umaga Na Nang Hinugot
> > Ang Sarap Mo Nene (Huwag po Lolo)
> > Iskrimahan at Sabungan
> > Machete vs. Kokak
> > Dinuguang Tahong
> > Jingle Lang Ang Pahinga
> > budburan mo ng suka ang uhaw na lumpia
> > virgin pa si kuya (starring aiza seguerra and gardo versoza)
> > halinghing sa likod ng saging
> > Inday! Wala Senyorita Mo!
> > Dinilaan Hanggang Naubos
> > Papaya ni Lola Siktal
> > Modta
> > Kulang sa Haplos
> > Dito ka, Dito ako
> > Mahapdi (pero kaya ko pa)
> > Sayang ang Sabik
> > Gatas ni Lucas
> > Dapa at Dura
> > Dakilang Sawa
> > Iyo ang talong, Akin ang patola
> > lumabas na gatas
> > tirahan ng tirahan hanggang kamatayan
> > lamas sa ibaba at itaas
> > zipper mo bukas
> > pa dila
> > kahit kailan, kahit saan
> > Hubad na katotohanan
> > pasubo ng hotdog
> > lamas sa melon
> > Paspasan ang gasgasan
> > arangkada si Lala
> > ng gabing maubos ang katas
> > kabig ng dibdib, subo ng bibig
> > lulon lola (wag itapon)
> > totoy mola's greatest hits
> > machete versus the amazons (ang sabungan sa gubat)
> > mahirap abutin, pero kayang tiisin
> > kapit sa patalim, lalong lumalim
> > gubat ni adan, langit ni eba
> > sago at taho
> > sipsip ni nene, sarap ni rene
> > batiin si lolo, happy birthday!
> > susan dapa, kasal kay lito dakma (mag-asawa sa sarap)
> > powder, lotion o alcohol? extra service?
> > magkano monay mo iha?
> > mamasan ko, lover mo
> > espadahan
> > Ma-el, sugo ng tribo
> > diwata Ilabas ang hotdog ni Ben Turon
> > Nahulog mo ang sabon (pulutin mo)
> > syota ng mayores
> > sili sa gabi, luya sa umaga
> > jaclyn mo, jaclyn ko jaclyn si jack
> > pilahan si tita gayuma ni tata mod
> > ang hiwa at ang ahas (bow!)
> > Bata ka pa....MASAGANA!
> > Amazona at ang Gubat ng Ligaya
> > Pugad ko, Iyong-Iyo
> > Dikdikan
> > Maligayang Magbati
> > Ponkan King
> > Laplapin Mo Beybe!
> > Ooh lala sheila
> > Bangkain mo Ako
> > Pasawsaw
> > Pasas ni Satanas
> > Halloween: Wow Frankie! Ang Laki!
> > for those who like billiards: Tisaan
> > Isargo Mo Bro'
> > Christmas Special: Chimineya ng Ligaya
> > Biyakin Mo ang Kastanyas ko
> > Tag-init sa Noche Buena
> > Ubas ni Subas
> > Uyy Santa... BigBoy ka Pala!
> > Filipiniana Special: Mangyan Delight
> > Arrayyyy....Waray!
> > Sa Iyo ang Palawan, Akin ang Pakwan
> > Nang Isinubo ng Manobo
> > Sa Lindol Binukol
> > Ako'y Magbabaging, Sa mahaba Mong Saging
> > Kikiam, Yum Yum!
> > Kangkungan ni Miss Bugan
> > Kainan
> > Scholastic Special:
> > Square-rootin mo ako
> > Katakam-takam si Ma'am
Kraysts...
scribbled by angstfeardoubt at 1:44 AM
Journal Entry Monday, September 01, 2003
House lizards...Sittin' around the house ain't doin' me any good. Yet, gettin' a job is not easy either. Might as well as just stare at the lizards doin' their love dance. Chasin' each other around the ceiling... then gettin' it on afterwards... i kinda wonder how it feels doin' it upside down...
scribbled by angstfeardoubt at 12:46 AM
