Journal Entry Friday, October 03, 2003

Wide Screen Go-go's...

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. -- Groucho Marx (Duck Soup)

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work. -- Steve Martin (Bilko)

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen (Annie Hall)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. -- Bill Murray (What about Bob)

You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. -- Mike Myers (Austin Powers: Goldmember)

You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music -- Jim Carrey

Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherf**cker. -- Robin Williams (Death to Shmoochy)

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. -- Dan Aykroyd (The Blues Brothers)

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! -- Eddie Murphy (Shrek)

eh...
scribbled by angstfeardoubt at 1:05 AM